# Forecast for: St. Michael, MN

Generated on June 16, 2025 at 05:08AM Eastern Time

**Galactic Weather Report**

**Planet:** Unknown (but likely one of the numerous insignificant ones in the vicinity)
**Weather Conditions:**
A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms may disrupt your travels, but only on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is a gentle sprinkle and 10 would be an all-out Vogon meteorological apocalypse. Partly cloudy skies are expected, offering a 40% chance of mild temperatures and a 60% chance of mild disappointment.

**Wind Conditions:**
A gentle east southeast wind of approximately 5 mph will blow in from the direction of the distant blue planet that's probably just as dull as this one. Not enough to notice, really, unless you're particularly fond of rustling leaves or blowing dust into your eyes.

**Precipitation Forecast:**
There's a slim chance (20%, to be exact) that it might actually rain on you. Don't get too excited; it'll probably just be a few scattered droplets, hardly enough to wet the hem of your space-suit.

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**STYLE:** Entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy