# Forecast for: New Brunswick, NJ

Generated on June 16, 2025 at 05:01AM Eastern Time

**Galactic Weather Report**

**Planet:** Undisclosed Location (Code-named "Mundane-4")
**Date:** 345621 G'Gugvunthead (Earth Equivalent: Unspecified)
**Weather Conditions:**

A dismal and uninspiring atmosphere prevails on Mundane-4. A layer of clouds, no doubt a harbinger of boredom and listlessness, blankets the horizon. The temperature has dipped to a lackluster 57 degrees, hardly sufficient to stir even the most stalwart of inhabitants.

Furthermore, a gentle but unremarkable breeze blows from the northeast at a mere 5 miles per hour. One can almost hear the sighs of resignation emanating from the local populace as they go about their quotidian routines.

**Traveler's Tip:** If you find yourself on Mundane-4 during this weather pattern, be sure to pack accordingly: bring plenty of enthusiasm and a healthy dose of skepticism. The only thing more predictable than the weather is the ennui that seems to accompany it.

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**STYLE:** Entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy