# Forecast for: Baltimore, MD

Generated on April 03, 2025 at 04:00AM Eastern Time

**RAIN SHOWER PREVAILING ON UNSPEAKABLE PLANET**

 **Category: Wet, Mildly Uninviting Conditions**

 **Planet:** Unspeakable Planet ( coordinates: unknown )

 **Weather Synopsis:** A most uninspiring precipitation scenario has been observed on this forsaken rock. Clouds are a dull grey, casting an unwelcome gloom over the landscape.

 **Chance of Precipitation:** 30%, hardly sufficient to warrant carrying an umbrella, but enough to ensure that one's attire is perpetually damp and uncomfortable.

 **Temperature:** A chilly 49 degrees (F), perfect for inducing hypothermia in even the most stalwart travelers.

 **Wind Conditions:** A gentle southeast breeze of approximately 8 miles per hour, sufficient to rustle leaves and make one's coat flap about annoyingly.

 **Rainfall Expectations:** New rainfall amounts less than a tenth of an inch possible. One can hardly expect to fill a cup with this paltry precipitation.

 **Traveler's Advice:** Unless absolutely necessary, avoid this planet during periods of low pressure. The ambiance is bleak, and the weather will only serve to dampen one's spirits.

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**STYLE:** Entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy