# Forecast for: Baltimore, MD

Generated on February 15, 2026 at 09:00PM Eastern Time

**Galactic Weather Report**

**Planet:** Earth (Alpha Centauri system)
**Date:** 74292 GAG (Galactic Adjustment Gauge)
**Time:** 10:00 PM Local
**Weather Conditions:**
Prepare for a thoroughly miserable experience, as the skies will be shrouded in a thick layer of rain and patchy fog until 11:00 PM. Don't even think about venturing out without your trusty umbrella or universal brolly - you'll need it.

After 11:00 PM, things won't get much better, with patchy fog lingering on into the night. There's a slight chance of additional precipitation, which is a nice way of saying "you'll probably get soaked again". Clouds will be covering the sky like an unwelcome blanket, keeping the temperature a chilly 36 degrees.

**Wind:**
A gentle but persistent northeast wind will blow at speeds of 3-7 mph. Just enough to make you shiver and wonder why you bothered leaving your warm, dry ship in the first place.

**Precipitation:**
There's a whopping 100% chance of precipitation, which means it's a certainty that you'll get wet. Don't worry, though - the new rainfall amounts will only be between a tenth and quarter of an inch, so it won't ruin your suit (but it might just dampen your spirits).

**Recommendation:**
Stay indoors with a good book, a warm cup of tea, or (preferably) on your ship's entertainment system. The rain and fog will pass eventually, but until then, enjoy the ambiance - and try not to get too soggy.

**Rating:** 2/5 stars (out of 5)

This weather report has been brought to you by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's Weather Department. May your travels be dry and your accommodations comfortable.

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